There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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