so let's talk penis.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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