I like my sex mixed with concussions.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
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This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
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Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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