we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
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so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
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After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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