the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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