i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
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i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
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My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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