so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
he fucked my hip out of place.
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I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
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I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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