watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
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he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
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she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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