I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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