Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Randomize
