The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
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