I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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