Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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