Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
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I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
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For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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