Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
The power of my boobs compel you
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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