I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
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He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
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Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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