I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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