So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
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just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
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downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Randomize