me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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