Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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