Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
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