we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Randomize
