mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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