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Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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