honey bunches of taint.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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