I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
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We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
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fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.