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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.

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  did we at least go back and get it?

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  how else do you think we got jack in the box...?

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?

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  she has a santa fetish

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  cute.

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• (585): View more from New York

  My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  i can recognize that vagina from a mile away

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• (806): View more from Texas

  No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.

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  Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.

  (773): View more from Illinois

  We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.

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• (903): View more from Texas

  He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.

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