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• (810): View more from Michigan

  omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?

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  i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?

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• (954): View more from Florida

  I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.

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  More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...

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  I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade

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• (310): View more from California

  Can we just ponder our lives for a second.

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  No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.

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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!

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• (620): View more from Kansas

  Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me

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• (206): View more from Washington

  I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.

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