Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(630): View more from Illinois

That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.

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(646): View more from New York

Please don't use social media to get back at me.

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(941): View more from Florida

She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???

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(609): View more from New Jersey

He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.

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(216): View more from Ohio

My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.

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(785): View more from Kansas

I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag

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(701): View more from North Dakota

I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.

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(586): View more from Michigan

Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.

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(757): View more from Virginia

Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..

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