You're completely useless in the revolution.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"