a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
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We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
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I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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