i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
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Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
What changed your mind?
Being sober
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he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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