We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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