i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
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We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
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Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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