Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
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Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
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Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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