Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize
