Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
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Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
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YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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