I just pynch a tree in the face
I seem to have left my pride at pride
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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