Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
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Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
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all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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