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go home
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
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want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
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UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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