your parents love me but you hate me
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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