carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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