She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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