so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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