He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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