What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
COCAINE IS GR8
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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