My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
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Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
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That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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