kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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