i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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