i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
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Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
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she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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