Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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