But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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