i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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