do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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