On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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