you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
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