can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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