Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
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only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
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No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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