Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
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There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
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God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
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