I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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